WINE & Dine?

Rabbi ------(he will remain anonymous) is a total bore. We're discussing, well he's lecturing, the importance of wine, and how it's essential to have it in order to live a good, the best, life. I agree with him. Although my taste buds have yet to acquire a mature state of appreciation for wine, I love the idea of it. I also think that it should be the only alcoholic beverage that should not have an age limit. I want some wine right now. Red. Crimson. yum. Actually, I really like bubbly drinks, like champagne. Oh! I love champagne. So good. ha. ha. ha. Wine for the Gods. Madness and death. The rituals of liberation, nice things, driving people mad OR addiction. A genetic component. yikes.